defmodule Faker.Company.En do
import Faker, only: [sampler: 2]
alias Faker.Person.En, as: Person
@moduledoc """
Functions for company data in English
"""
@doc """
Returns a random complete English business related bullshit
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.bs()
"syndicate e-business e-business"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bs()
"scale global metrics"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bs()
"optimize scalable markets"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bs()
"implement out-of-the-box content"
"""
@spec bs() :: String.t()
def bs, do: "#{bullshit_prefix()} #{bullshit()} #{bullshit_suffix()}"
@doc """
Returns a random English business related bullshit
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit()
"web-enabled"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit()
"e-business"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit()
"web-enabled"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit()
"next-generation"
"""
@spec bullshit() :: String.t()
sampler(:bullshit, [
"clicks-and-mortar",
"value-added",
"vertical",
"proactive",
"robust",
"revolutionary",
"scalable",
"leading-edge",
"innovative",
"intuitive",
"strategic",
"e-business",
"mission-critical",
"sticky",
"one-to-one",
"24/7",
"end-to-end",
"global",
"B2B",
"B2C",
"granular",
"frictionless",
"virtual",
"viral",
"dynamic",
"24/365",
"best-of-breed",
"killer",
"magnetic",
"bleeding-edge",
"web-enabled",
"interactive",
"dot-com",
"sexy",
"back-end",
"real-time",
"efficient",
"front-end",
"distributed",
"seamless",
"extensible",
"turn-key",
"world-class",
"open-source",
"cross-platform",
"cross-media",
"synergistic",
"bricks-and-clicks",
"out-of-the-box",
"enterprise",
"integrated",
"impactful",
"wireless",
"transparent",
"next-generation",
"cutting-edge",
"user-centric",
"visionary",
"customized",
"ubiquitous",
"plug-and-play",
"collaborative",
"compelling",
"holistic",
"rich"
])
@doc """
Returns a random English business related bullshit prefix
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit_prefix()
"syndicate"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit_prefix()
"visualize"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit_prefix()
"incentivize"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit_prefix()
"scale"
"""
@spec bullshit_prefix() :: String.t()
sampler(:bullshit_prefix, [
"implement",
"utilize",
"integrate",
"streamline",
"optimize",
"evolve",
"transform",
"embrace",
"enable",
"orchestrate",
"leverage",
"reinvent",
"aggregate",
"architect",
"enhance",
"incentivize",
"morph",
"empower",
"envisioneer",
"monetize",
"harness",
"facilitate",
"seize",
"disintermediate",
"synergize",
"strategize",
"deploy",
"brand",
"grow",
"target",
"syndicate",
"synthesize",
"deliver",
"mesh",
"incubate",
"engage",
"maximize",
"benchmark",
"expedite",
"reintermediate",
"whiteboard",
"visualize",
"repurpose",
"innovate",
"scale",
"unleash",
"drive",
"extend",
"engineer",
"revolutionize",
"generate",
"exploit",
"transition",
"e-enable",
"iterate",
"cultivate",
"matrix",
"productize",
"redefine",
"recontextualize"
])
@doc """
Returns a random English business related bullshit suffix
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit_suffix()
"e-services"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit_suffix()
"niches"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit_suffix()
"e-business"
iex> Faker.Company.En.bullshit_suffix()
"systems"
"""
@spec bullshit_suffix() :: String.t()
sampler(:bullshit_suffix, [
"synergies",
"web-readiness",
"paradigms",
"markets",
"partnerships",
"infrastructures",
"platforms",
"initiatives",
"channels",
"eyeballs",
"communities",
"ROI",
"solutions",
"e-tailers",
"e-services",
"action-items",
"portals",
"niches",
"technologies",
"content",
"vortals",
"supply-chains",
"convergence",
"relationships",
"architectures",
"interfaces",
"e-markets",
"e-commerce",
"systems",
"bandwidth",
"infomediaries",
"models",
"mindshare",
"deliverables",
"users",
"schemas",
"networks",
"applications",
"metrics",
"e-business",
"functionalities",
"experiences",
"web services",
"methodologies"
])
@doc """
Returns a random English business related buzzword
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword()
"upward-trending"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword()
"full-range"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword()
"uniform"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword()
"tertiary"
"""
@spec buzzword() :: String.t()
sampler(:buzzword, [
"24 hour",
"24/7",
"3rd generation",
"4th generation",
"5th generation",
"6th generation",
"actuating",
"analyzing",
"assymetric",
"asynchronous",
"attitude-oriented",
"background",
"bandwidth-monitored",
"bi-directional",
"bifurcated",
"bottom-line",
"clear-thinking",
"client-driven",
"client-server",
"coherent",
"cohesive",
"composite",
"context-sensitive",
"contextually-based",
"content-based",
"dedicated",
"demand-driven",
"didactic",
"directional",
"discrete",
"disintermediate",
"dynamic",
"eco-centric",
"empowering",
"encompassing",
"even-keeled",
"executive",
"explicit",
"exuding",
"fault-tolerant",
"foreground",
"fresh-thinking",
"full-range",
"global",
"grid-enabled",
"heuristic",
"high-level",
"holistic",
"homogeneous",
"human-resource",
"hybrid",
"impactful",
"incremental",
"intangible",
"interactive",
"intermediate",
"leading edge",
"local",
"logistical",
"maximized",
"methodical",
"mission-critical",
"mobile",
"modular",
"motivating",
"multimedia",
"multi-state",
"multi-tasking",
"national",
"needs-based",
"neutral",
"next generation",
"non-volatile",
"object-oriented",
"optimal",
"optimizing",
"radical",
"real-time",
"reciprocal",
"regional",
"responsive",
"scalable",
"secondary",
"solution-oriented",
"stable",
"static",
"systematic",
"systemic",
"system-worthy",
"tangible",
"tertiary",
"transitional",
"uniform",
"upward-trending",
"user-facing",
"value-added",
"web-enabled",
"well-modulated",
"zero administration",
"zero defect",
"zero tolerance"
])
@doc """
Returns a random English business related buzzword prefix
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword_prefix()
"Configurable"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword_prefix()
"Advanced"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword_prefix()
"Grass-roots"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword_prefix()
"Automated"
"""
@spec buzzword_prefix() :: String.t()
sampler(:buzzword_prefix, [
"Adaptive",
"Advanced",
"Ameliorated",
"Assimilated",
"Automated",
"Balanced",
"Business-focused",
"Centralized",
"Cloned",
"Compatible",
"Configurable",
"Cross-group",
"Cross-platform",
"Customer-focused",
"Customizable",
"Decentralized",
"De-engineered",
"Devolved",
"Digitized",
"Distributed",
"Diverse",
"Down-sized",
"Enhanced",
"Enterprise-wide",
"Ergonomic",
"Exclusive",
"Expanded",
"Extended",
"Face to face",
"Focused",
"Front-line",
"Fully-configurable",
"Function-based",
"Fundamental",
"Future-proofed",
"Grass-roots",
"Horizontal",
"Implemented",
"Innovative",
"Integrated",
"Intuitive",
"Inverse",
"Managed",
"Mandatory",
"Monitored",
"Multi-channelled",
"Multi-lateral",
"Multi-layered",
"Multi-tiered",
"Networked",
"Object-based",
"Open-architected",
"Open-source",
"Operative",
"Optimized",
"Optional",
"Organic",
"Organized",
"Persevering",
"Persistent",
"Phased",
"Polarised",
"Pre-emptive",
"Proactive",
"Profit-focused",
"Profound",
"Programmable",
"Progressive",
"Public-key",
"Quality-focused",
"Reactive",
"Realigned",
"Re-contextualized",
"Re-engineered",
"Reduced",
"Reverse-engineered",
"Right-sized",
"Robust",
"Seamless",
"Secured",
"Self-enabling",
"Sharable",
"Stand-alone",
"Streamlined",
"Switchable",
"Synchronised",
"Synergistic",
"Synergized",
"Team-oriented",
"Total",
"Triple-buffered",
"Universal",
"Up-sized",
"Upgradable",
"User-centric",
"User-friendly",
"Versatile",
"Virtual",
"Visionary",
"Vision-oriented"
])
@doc """
Returns a random English business related buzzword suffix
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword_suffix()
"encoding"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword_suffix()
"standardization"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword_suffix()
"Graphical User Interface"
iex> Faker.Company.En.buzzword_suffix()
"product"
"""
@spec buzzword_suffix() :: String.t()
sampler(:buzzword_suffix, [
"ability",
"access",
"adapter",
"algorithm",
"alliance",
"analyzer",
"application",
"approach",
"architecture",
"archive",
"artificial intelligence",
"array",
"attitude",
"benchmark",
"budgetary management",
"capability",
"capacity",
"challenge",
"circuit",
"collaboration",
"complexity",
"concept",
"conglomeration",
"contingency",
"core",
"customer loyalty",
"database",
"data-warehouse",
"definition",
"emulation",
"encoding",
"encryption",
"extranet",
"firmware",
"flexibility",
"focus group",
"forecast",
"frame",
"framework",
"function",
"functionalities",
"Graphic Interface",
"groupware",
"Graphical User Interface",
"hardware",
"help-desk",
"hierarchy",
"hub",
"implementation",
"info-mediaries",
"infrastructure",
"initiative",
"installation",
"instruction set",
"interface",
"internet solution",
"intranet",
"knowledge user",
"knowledge base",
"local area network",
"leverage",
"matrices",
"matrix",
"methodology",
"middleware",
"migration",
"model",
"moderator",
"monitoring",
"moratorium",
"neural-net",
"open architecture",
"open system",
"orchestration",
"paradigm",
"parallelism",
"policy",
"portal",
"pricing structure",
"process improvement",
"product",
"productivity",
"project",
"projection",
"protocol",
"secured line",
"service-desk",
"software",
"solution",
"standardization",
"strategy",
"structure",
"success",
"superstructure",
"support",
"synergy",
"system engine",
"task-force",
"throughput",
"time-frame",
"toolset",
"utilisation",
"website",
"workforce"
])
@doc """
Returns a random complete English catch phrase
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.catch_phrase()
"Configurable full-range Graphical User Interface"
iex> Faker.Company.En.catch_phrase()
"Automated mission-critical pricing structure"
iex> Faker.Company.En.catch_phrase()
"Profit-focused bottom-line algorithm"
iex> Faker.Company.En.catch_phrase()
"Self-enabling systematic initiative"
"""
@spec catch_phrase() :: String.t()
def catch_phrase, do: "#{buzzword_prefix()} #{buzzword()} #{buzzword_suffix()}"
@doc """
Returns complete English company name
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.name()
"Hayes Inc"
iex> Faker.Company.En.name()
"Sipes, Wehner and Hane"
iex> Faker.Company.En.name()
"Schiller, Rogahn and Hartmann"
iex> Faker.Company.En.name()
"Murphy-Metz"
"""
@spec name() :: String.t()
def name, do: name(Faker.random_between(0, 2))
defp name(0), do: "#{Person.last_name()} #{suffix()}"
defp name(1), do: "#{Person.last_name()}-#{Person.last_name()}"
defp name(2) do
"#{Person.last_name()}, #{Person.last_name()} and #{Person.last_name()}"
end
@doc """
Returns a random type of business entity
## Examples
iex> Faker.Company.En.suffix()
"Inc"
iex> Faker.Company.En.suffix()
"and Sons"
iex> Faker.Company.En.suffix()
"Inc"
iex> Faker.Company.En.suffix()
"Ltd"
"""
@spec suffix() :: String.t()
sampler(:suffix, [
"Inc",
"and Sons",
"LLC",
"Group",
"Ltd"
])
end
